Hail Harry
When you drop your pants and jerk off because the person you’re trying to flirt with leaves the room. When they come back, you either ask for help or say something stupid like, 'Like what you see?' It only works on girls 3% of the time. But if they're under 150 pounds, it works every time on guys. Everyone knows this move is for dummies.
I walked out of the room and he was jacking off. When I came back, he said, 'Like what you see?' I said, 'No, but I like what I see.'
He pulled his pants down when I went to the bathroom. When I came back, he said, 'Can I get a hand with this?' I said, 'No, but I can get a hand with that.'
He dropped his pants and started jacking off. I said, 'Like what you see?' He said, 'No, but I like what I see.'