Hail Damaged
When a woman’s butt and legs look like they were run over by a hail storm and then stepped on by a very angry cow.
Her butt and legs look like they were hit by a hail storm and then stepped on by a cow with a grudge.
She looks like a car after a hail storm and then a very angry cow sat on it.
Her legs look like they were hit by hail, then kicked by a cow, then stepped on by a very grumpy goat.