Hail Damaged

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A woman's butt that looks like it got hit by a hail storm and a brick at the same time.
My cousin's backside is so bumpy, it looks like a rocky mountain range.
She tried to wear a miniskirt, but it just showed off her hail damage like a neon sign.
Her butt is so bumpy, I think she got hit by a hail storm while wearing a fanny pack.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman looks okay, but her thighs and butt are like a crater field from a war.
She’s pretty enough to be my girlfriend, but her thighs look like they were hit by a grenade.
Her butt is so pocked, I think it got attacked by a swarm of hail and bees.
She walks in, and I instantly think of a spaceship crash on the moon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s butt looks like it was hit by a hail storm and then stepped on by a cow.
Her butt looks like it was hit by a hail storm and then stepped on by a cow with a grudge.
I swear, her backside looks like it was tortured by hail and a giant cheese grater.
She sat on a chair that had a hole, and now her butt looks like a broken record.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s legs look like they were rained on by a hail storm and then kicked by a horse.
Her legs look like they were rained on by hail and then stepped on by a herd of elephants.
She’s got legs that look like they went through a blender and a war.
Her thighs are so bumpy, I think they were hit by a hail storm and then stepped on by a dog.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s body looks like it got hit by a hail storm and then screamed into a megaphone.
Her body looks like it was hit by a hail storm, then a truck, then a screaming fan club.
She looks like she was hit by a hail storm and then a group of angry chickens.
Her body looks like it went through a war and got rained on by hail.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s butt and legs look like they were run over by a hail storm and then stepped on by a very angry cow.
Her butt and legs look like they were hit by a hail storm and then stepped on by a cow with a grudge.
She looks like a car after a hail storm and then a very angry cow sat on it.
Her legs look like they were hit by hail, then kicked by a cow, then stepped on by a very grumpy goat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman’s butt and legs are like a junk yard after a hail storm hit it and then a group of angry raccoons moved in.
Her butt and legs look like they were hit by a hail storm and then kicked by a group of raccoons.
She looks like she went through a war and then a hail storm and then got stepped on by a very angry raccoon.
Her legs look like they were run over by a hail storm and then a raccoon with a grudge.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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