You asked me what I was doing and I said, 'I was watching Haikyuu.' You said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'You must be a dumbass.'

I saw a volleyball and said, 'Do you know this show called Haikyuu?' You said, 'No.' I said, 'You’re not even a real person.'

I met someone and said, 'Do you watch Haikyuu?' They said, 'No.' I said, 'You’re a lost cause.'