haikyuu syndrome

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a person who thinks Haikyuu is the only volleyball ever made and yells at you like you just insulted their mom if you don’t know the show
Hey bro, you ever heard of Haikyuu? You don’t know who Kuroo is? You must be blind or stupid.
You think volleyball is just a sport? Wrong! It’s a lifestyle. And you don’t know Haikyuu? That’s a sin.
I saw a volleyball and I screamed, 'Do you watch Haikyuu?' like I just saw a ghost.
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a Haikyuu fan who acts like the show is the only thing that ever existed and will ask you random questions about the show in the middle of a conversation
Hey, are you a fan of Haikyuu? What’s your favorite character? Oh, you don’t know who Shoyo is? You must be a lost soul.
I asked you how your day was and you said, 'I was thinking about Haikyuu all day.' Like, why?
I just bought a volleyball and the first thing I said was, 'Do you know this show called Haikyuu? Because I do, and I’m not sorry.'
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a Haikyuu fan who talks about the show nonstop and will make you feel dumb if you don’t know the basics of the show
You asked me what I was doing and I said, 'I was watching Haikyuu.' You said, 'What’s that?' I said, 'You must be a dumbass.'
I saw a volleyball and said, 'Do you know this show called Haikyuu?' You said, 'No.' I said, 'You’re not even a real person.'
I met someone and said, 'Do you watch Haikyuu?' They said, 'No.' I said, 'You’re a lost cause.'
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