haikuzi - A submachine gun that shoots in bursts of 5-7-5, like it's t

A submachine gun that shoots in bursts of 5-7-5, like it's trying to make a haiku out of your bones.

'That haikuzi shot me in the face. Now my left eye speaks in rhymes.'

'He brought a haikuzi to the party. Now there are 7 dead people and 5 more who are confused.'

'The haikuzi didn’t just shoot bullets. It shot my dignity.'