haikuzi

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A person who writes way too many haikus and thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread. They also have a habit of peeing on people's shoes.

'I wrote 20 haikus about my breakfast. My dog got mad and stole my toast.'

'He haikuzi'd my entire life story into 3 poems. I’m still trying to figure out what it means.'

'She haikuzi’d my feelings into a haiku. It was awkward and 17 syllables long.'

A submachine gun that shoots in bursts of 5-7-5, like it's trying to make a haiku out of your bones.

'That haikuzi shot me in the face. Now my left eye speaks in rhymes.'

'He brought a haikuzi to the party. Now there are 7 dead people and 5 more who are confused.'

'The haikuzi didn’t just shoot bullets. It shot my dignity.'