haikup
A hookup that you had because you thought the haiku was about you and not just someone else.
I thought that haiku was about me. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks I'm his muse.
The haiku was about a cat. I thought it was about me. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks I'm a cat.
I read a haiku about summer. I thought it was about me. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks I'm a hot dog.