haikup

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A one-night stand you have because someone sent you a haiku that made you feel like a fool.

I saw a haiku about pizza and fell for it. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks pepperoni is a religion.

That haiku about the moon made me cry. Now I'm crying in a stranger's arms.

I read a haiku about rain. Now I'm soaked and stuck with a guy who thinks he's a poet.

A messy hookup that happens because of a haiku that sounded way too romantic for your taste.

That haiku said 'love is sweet.' I said 'love is loud and has bad breath.' Now I'm stuck with him.

The haiku was about stars. I said 'I'm more of a planet person.' Now I'm stuck in a relationship with a star.

That haiku made me think I was in a movie. Now I'm in a movie with a guy who thinks he's Brad Pitt.

A hookup that you had because you thought the haiku was about you and not just someone else.

I thought that haiku was about me. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks I'm his muse.

The haiku was about a cat. I thought it was about me. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks I'm a cat.

I read a haiku about summer. I thought it was about me. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks I'm a hot dog.