Haikued
This is a haiku. It has seven syllables. It also has five. A haiku is a Japanese poem with five, seven, and five syllables. If you mess it up, you’re a loser.
I wrote a haiku with six syllables. I’m a loser now.
My friend wrote a haiku with nine syllables. He’s a loser now.
My dog wrote a haiku with ten syllables. He’s a loser now.