Haikued

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I got Haikued when my friends started writing actual poems instead of just spamming me with dumb memes. I thought I was doing the hard work, but they were just waiting for me to fail.

My friend sent me a haiku about my bad hair day. It was five syllables. I cried.

I posted a haiku about tacos. My mom replied with one about my dad’s bad driving.

My dog wrote me a haiku. I don’t know how. I’m mad about it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It starts with five syllables, then seven, then five. That’s the only way to do it. If you mess it up, you’re a haiku failure.

My haiku about my job got seven syllables wrong. My boss sent me to the office.

I tried to write a haiku in the shower. I used six syllables. I got out and cried.

My friend’s haiku about his cat had eight syllables. I called him a haiku-fail.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haiku is for people too lazy to write a full poem. Just three lines and you’re done. You don’t even need to care about the words.

I wrote a haiku about my pizza. I didn’t care if it was about nature. It was still good.

My sister wrote a haiku about my brother. He cried. I laughed.

I wrote a haiku about my teacher. She took it as an insult.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haiku is about nature. If your poem is about your job, your dog, or your mom’s bad cooking, it’s a senryu. You’re not even a real haiku person.

I wrote a haiku about my job. My boss said it was a senryu. I got fired.

My dog wrote a haiku about my mom’s cooking. It was a senryu. I laughed.

I tried to write a haiku about my phone. It was a senryu. My phone didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A haiku is three lines. First has five syllables, then seven, then five. If you get that wrong, you’re just a sad person.

I wrote a haiku with six syllables. My friend called me a sad person.

My mom wrote a haiku with four syllables. I called her a sad person.

I wrote a haiku with eight syllables. My dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This is a haiku. It has seven syllables. It also has five. A haiku is a Japanese poem with five, seven, and five syllables. If you mess it up, you’re a loser.

I wrote a haiku with six syllables. I’m a loser now.

My friend wrote a haiku with nine syllables. He’s a loser now.

My dog wrote a haiku with ten syllables. He’s a loser now.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haiku has three lines. First has five, then seven, then five. If you don’t do it right, you’re just a sad, lazy person who doesn’t know the rules.

I wrote a haiku with four syllables. I’m sad and lazy.

My friend wrote a haiku with eight syllables. He’s sad and lazy.

My dog wrote a haiku with seven syllables. He’s sad and lazy.

by Slangipedia 12d ago