Haikued
Haiku is about nature. If your poem is about your job, your dog, or your mom’s bad cooking, it’s a senryu. You’re not even a real haiku person.
I wrote a haiku about my job. My boss said it was a senryu. I got fired.
My dog wrote a haiku about my mom’s cooking. It was a senryu. I laughed.
I tried to write a haiku about my phone. It was a senryu. My phone didn’t care.
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