haiku
This is a haiku. It has seven syllables. It also has five. A haiku is like a Japanese poem with 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again. It’s not hard, just annoying.
My teacher said I didn’t write a haiku. I said it was a haiku, but it had seven syllables in the second line. She said I was a haiku of confusion.
I tried to write a haiku. It had six syllables. I said it was a haiku of sadness.
My friend wrote a haiku with eight syllables. I said it was a haiku of pain.