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Haiku are only about nature. If it’s not about nature, it’s a senryu, and you’re just making up nonsense to sound smart.

I wrote a haiku about my mom’s cooking. She said it wasn’t a haiku, it was a senryu. I told her it was a senryu of fire.

My teacher said my poem wasn’t a haiku. I said it was a senryu. She said I was a senryu of a student.

I tried to write a haiku about my dad. He said it wasn’t a haiku. He said it was a senryu of disappointment.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haiku is like a Japanese poem with three lines. It’s got a strict format. You better not mess it up.

My friend wrote a haiku. It had four lines. I said it wasn’t a haiku, it was a haiku of failure.

I tried to write a haiku. I messed up the syllables. It was like a haiku that had been hit by a truck.

My sister’s haiku was perfect. I said it was the haiku of all haikus.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

This is a haiku. It has seven syllables. It also has five. A haiku is like a Japanese poem with 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again. It’s not hard, just annoying.

My teacher said I didn’t write a haiku. I said it was a haiku, but it had seven syllables in the second line. She said I was a haiku of confusion.

I tried to write a haiku. It had six syllables. I said it was a haiku of sadness.

My friend wrote a haiku with eight syllables. I said it was a haiku of pain.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haikus have three lines. The first has five syllables. Then seven, then five. They usually are about nature. If they’re not, they’re just bad haikus.

I wrote a haiku about my dog. It was a haiku of joy. My dog said it was a haiku of dog joy.

My friend wrote a haiku about his mom. It was a haiku of love. His mom said it was a haiku of mom love.

I tried to write a haiku about my math test. It was a haiku of math pain.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haikus are used by the Wapanese or otaku when they’re not fighting over which episode of Hamtaro was the best. It’s like a poem, but it’s also a way to waste time.

My friend and I were fighting over which Hamtaro episode was the best. We stopped fighting to write haikus. It was a haiku of peace.

I wrote a haiku about Hamtaro. It was a haiku of Hamtaro love.

My teacher said haikus were a waste of time. I said it was a haiku of teacher hate.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haikus are evil because they put limits on syllables you use. They make you count syllables, and it’s like a punishment from the haiku god.

My teacher said haikus were evil. I said they were a haiku of evil.

I wrote a haiku. It was a haiku of syllable limits.

My friend wrote a haiku. It was a haiku of haiku punishment.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Three syllables man. What a retarded poem. A waste of three lines. It’s like someone tried to write a haiku and failed.

My teacher said my poem was a haiku. I said it was a haiku of failure.

I wrote a haiku. It had four lines. It was a haiku of three syllables man.

My friend wrote a haiku. It was a haiku of three syllables man and failure.

by Slangipedia 2d ago