haiku - Haikus are evil because they put limits on syllables you use

Haikus are evil because they put limits on syllables you use. They make you count syllables, and it’s like a punishment from the haiku god.

My teacher said haikus were evil. I said they were a haiku of evil.

I wrote a haiku. It was a haiku of syllable limits.

My friend wrote a haiku. It was a haiku of haiku punishment.