Haijun
A guy who looks like he was born in a gym and also has a weird obsession with ramen. He’s so clueless he thinks his friends are his enemies.
My brother is a Haijun. He tried to fight a guy and just said 'I am not afraid of you.'
He once yelled at a ramen bowl and said 'You are not my friend!'
He tried to explain his chapped lips to his mom and said 'I think the ramen is plotting against me.'