Haijun

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A guy who looks like he was hit by a truck and also eats ramen for breakfast. He’s so confused he thinks his chapped lips are a fashion statement.

My cousin is a Haijun. He tried to talk to a girl and just said 'Hello, I am very confused.'

He walked into a karate class wearing pajamas and screamed 'I am not a monster!'

He tried to explain his chapped lips to a friend and said 'This is how I eat my ramen.'

A guy who looks like a sumo wrestler who got lost in a anime. He’s so baffled he thinks his friends are trying to prank him.

My friend is a Haijun. He asked his friend 'Why are you laughing at me?' and then said 'I think you are trying to make me cry.'

He tried to do a karate move and fell over, screaming 'I am not a failure!'

He said his chapped lips were 'a gift from the ramen gods.'

A guy who looks like he was born in a gym and also has a weird obsession with ramen. He’s so clueless he thinks his friends are his enemies.

My brother is a Haijun. He tried to fight a guy and just said 'I am not afraid of you.'

He once yelled at a ramen bowl and said 'You are not my friend!'

He tried to explain his chapped lips to his mom and said 'I think the ramen is plotting against me.'