haigo
the guy with the best legs and ass, but his jokes are like a bad pizza, he thinks he's hilarious but it's just kinda okay, like a B+
he showed me his legs and i was like 'dude' but then he told a joke and i was like 'no'
he said 'i'm funny' and i said 'you're not' and then he said 'i'm hilarious' and i said 'no you're not'
he tried to make me laugh and it was like watching a dog chase its tail
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