haigo

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the most hot guy ever, legs like a god, ass like a legend, but he thinks he's the funniest man alive when he's just kinda okay, like he's trying too hard and it's annoying

i saw him at the gym and my heart stopped, but then he made a joke about protein powder and i almost cried

he texted me 'hi' and then said 'i'm hilarious' and i blocked him

he tried to flirt with me and said 'you're cute' then laughed at his own joke and i wanted to die

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a man with the body of a superhero, but his humor is like a middle schooler trying to be cool, he thinks he's hilarious but it's just kinda meh

he flexed at me and i was like 'wow' but then he said 'i'm the funniest man ever' and i was like 'no'

he texted me a meme and said 'i'm funny' and i said 'no you're not'

he tried to impress me with a joke and it was the worst joke ever and i laughed out of pity

by Slangipedia 2d ago

the guy with the best legs and ass, but his jokes are like a bad pizza, he thinks he's hilarious but it's just kinda okay, like a B+

he showed me his legs and i was like 'dude' but then he told a joke and i was like 'no'

he said 'i'm funny' and i said 'you're not' and then he said 'i'm hilarious' and i said 'no you're not'

he tried to make me laugh and it was like watching a dog chase its tail

by Slangipedia 2d ago