haigo
a man with the body of a superhero, but his humor is like a middle schooler trying to be cool, he thinks he's hilarious but it's just kinda meh
he flexed at me and i was like 'wow' but then he said 'i'm the funniest man ever' and i was like 'no'
he texted me a meme and said 'i'm funny' and i said 'no you're not'
he tried to impress me with a joke and it was the worst joke ever and i laughed out of pity