haigb
My ex-wife still loves me, but now she can hit me from a mile away! Marriage is the worst sport ever.
She texted me: 'I still think about you... and I still think about how I can punch you.'
She sent me a voice note: 'I can’t stop thinking about you... and I can’t stop thinking about how I can punch you.'
She texted me during a date: 'I’m having fun, but I’m still thinking about how I can punch you.'