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My ex-wife still thinks about me, but now she can hit me from a mile away! Marriage is the worst thing ever.

My ex sends me a text: 'I still love you... and I still hate your face.'

She texted me during a movie: 'I’m watching this and I’m thinking about you... and I’m also thinking about how I can punch you.'

She sent a voice note: 'I miss you... and I miss your face... and I miss punching it.'

My ex-wife still wants me back, but now she can throw a punch like a pro! Marriage is like a bad fight.

She texted me: 'I miss you... and I miss your face... and I miss punching it.'

She sent me a voice note: 'I’m still thinking about you... and I’m still thinking about how I can punch you.'

She texted me during a meeting: 'I can’t focus because I’m thinking about how I can punch you.'

My ex-wife still loves me, but now she can hit me from a mile away! Marriage is the worst sport ever.

She texted me: 'I still think about you... and I still think about how I can punch you.'

She sent me a voice note: 'I can’t stop thinking about you... and I can’t stop thinking about how I can punch you.'

She texted me during a date: 'I’m having fun, but I’m still thinking about how I can punch you.'