Haig
A hotshot who thinks he's the king of the world, but still wants more money and likes to laugh at people. He’s smart, but not smart enough to know when to stop talking.
"Haig walked into the bar, and the bar turned into a nightclub."
"He flirts with every waitress and still sends them a LinkedIn message."
"He told the waiter he'd tip him if he didn't ask for a second soda."