Haig

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A hotshot who thinks he's the king of the world, but still wants more money and likes to laugh at people. He’s smart, but not smart enough to know when to stop talking.
"Haig walked into the bar, and the bar turned into a nightclub."
"He flirts with every waitress and still sends them a LinkedIn message."
"He told the waiter he'd tip him if he didn't ask for a second soda."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who looks like a superhero, but he fights squirrels, canoes into secret government zones, and once got a gorilla to throw poop at a random person. He's a legend, and no one knows why.
"He took on a squirrel and won, then ate it for breakfast."
"He rowed into the ocean and ended up in a secret spy base."
"He told the gorilla to stop throwing poop, and the gorilla threw more poop."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A part-Ruskie, part-terrorist, part-wannabe. He’s a hater, a killer, and a man who will let you know he’s better than you.
"He’s half terrorist, but he still can’t make a decent coffee."
"He calls people ‘Lettuce killer’ and means it."
"He hates everyone and still takes up two seats on the bus."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone takes over a situation just because they think they’re important. Like when a guy who just got promoted starts telling everyone else what to do.
"He took over the meeting and no one even knew what the meeting was about."
"He said he was in charge even though he had no idea what was going on."
"He took the lead, then forgot the lead."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A special deal that lets presidents who did bad stuff escape punishment. Like a get-out-of-jail-free card, but for presidents.
"He escaped punishment because of a secret deal with the lawyers."
"He got to keep his job even though he messed up big time."
"He used the deal to avoid being fired, but still got yelled at by his boss."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The last day of the work week, but instead of working, you just sit around and do nothing. It’s like a holiday, but you still have to come in.
"He worked from home, but still didn’t do any work."
"He came in on Friday and left at 10 AM."
"He claimed he was working, but he was just watching TikTok."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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