Haig
A guy who looks like a superhero, but he fights squirrels, canoes into secret government zones, and once got a gorilla to throw poop at a random person. He's a legend, and no one knows why.
"He took on a squirrel and won, then ate it for breakfast."
"He rowed into the ocean and ended up in a secret spy base."
"He told the gorilla to stop throwing poop, and the gorilla threw more poop."