Haig Friday
The final work day when you say you're working from home but you're really just lying in bed eating pizza and pretending you're important.
I said I'd work from home today. I haven't moved since 9 a. m.
Haig Friday is when you tell your boss you're working but you're just scrolling TikTok.
My boss said I was slacking. I was just slacking in my pajamas.