Haig Friday

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The final work day when you say you're working from home but you're really just lying in bed eating pizza and pretending you're important.
I said I'd work from home today. I haven't moved since 9 a. m.
Haig Friday is when you tell your boss you're working but you're just scrolling TikTok.
My boss said I was slacking. I was just slacking in my pajamas.
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The last day of the week when you pretend to be working but you're really just trying to avoid getting yelled at.
I got yelled at for not doing anything on Haig Friday. I was just watching cat videos.
My boss thought I was working. I was just eating cereal and texting my mom.
Haig Friday is when you say you're working but you're just being a bumbling idiot.
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The last day of the week when you say you're working but you're really just trying to get through the day without getting in trouble.
I said I was working from home. I was just eating chips and playing Fortnite.
Haig Friday is when you say you're working but you're just being lazy.
My boss called me out. I was just pretending I was working.
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The last day of the week when you say you're working but you're really just trying to survive until the weekend.
I said I was working from home. I was just eating pizza and watching Netflix.
Haig Friday is when you say you're working but you're just being a bumbling idiot.
I survived Haig Friday by pretending I was working.
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The last day of the week when you say you're working but you're really just trying to avoid being called out.
I said I was working from home. I was just eating chips and watching TikTok.
Haig Friday is when you say you're working but you're just being lazy.
I avoided being called out by pretending I was working.
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The last day of the week when you say you're working but you're really just trying to get through the day without getting yelled at.
I said I was working from home. I was just eating pizza and scrolling Instagram.
Haig Friday is when you say you're working but you're just being a bumbling idiot.
I got through Haig Friday by pretending I was working.
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