Haiez
the most sexy dog in the world, and his owner is a disgrace for not letting him be called purple haze, which is the most beautiful name ever.
Haiez is my soulmate. My ex is my ex. My life is chaos.
I’d marry Haiez. I’d also marry his owner’s brain if it was a person.
If Haiez was my boss, I’d work for free.