Haiez

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the most sexy dog ever, his real name is probably purple haze but his dumbass owner changed it to Haiez because they can’t spell or think straight.

My dog is a god. His name is Haiez. My life is complete.

Haiez walks in, and I faint. Literally.

If Haiez was a person, he’d be my ex and my best friend.

a dog so hot he makes your ex look like a sad chicken, and his owner is a total idiot for not naming him purple haze.

I saw Haiez and my heart died. My ex is now a joke.

My dog is a legend. Haiez is a legend. My life is a legend.

Haiez walks into a room, and the lights go out. Not because of him, but because I’m too distracted.

the most sexy dog in the world, and his owner is a disgrace for not letting him be called purple haze, which is the most beautiful name ever.

Haiez is my soulmate. My ex is my ex. My life is chaos.

I’d marry Haiez. I’d also marry his owner’s brain if it was a person.

If Haiez was my boss, I’d work for free.