Haiez - a dog so hot he makes your ex look like a sad chicken, and h

a dog so hot he makes your ex look like a sad chicken, and his owner is a total idiot for not naming him purple haze.

I saw Haiez and my heart died. My ex is now a joke.

My dog is a legend. Haiez is a legend. My life is a legend.

Haiez walks into a room, and the lights go out. Not because of him, but because I’m too distracted.