Haidsken
A man who’s so gay he’s tryin’ to act like a straight man who got stuck in a blender and it’s the worst thing ever.
My friend’s been givin’ his crush heart eyes for a year and still says he’s ‘just a guy who likes pizza’
My brother’s been textin’ his crush every day for two years and still says he’s ‘just a guy who likes video games’
My cousin’s been flirtin’ with his teacher for six months and still says he’s ‘just a normal guy’