Haidsken

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A guy who’s clearly gay but acts like a straight guy who got hit by a truck and doesn’t want to admit it.

My cousin’s been eye-fuckin’ his gym teacher for three years and still says he’s ‘just a meathead’

My neighbor’s been askin’ me if I know the guy who’s been flirtin’ with him at the grocery store for six months

My friend’s been whisperin’ to his crush at school for a year and still says he’s ‘just a normal guy’

A guy who’s so gay he’s tryin’ to hide it like it’s a crime and it’s the dumbest thing ever.

My brother’s been textin’ his best friend for two years and still says he’s ‘just a guy who likes sports’

My dad’s been flirtin’ with the mailman for a year and still says he’s ‘just a normal dad’

My cousin’s been droolin’ over his barista for three months and still says he’s ‘just a guy who likes coffee’

A man who’s so gay he’s tryin’ to act like a straight man who got stuck in a blender and it’s the worst thing ever.

My friend’s been givin’ his crush heart eyes for a year and still says he’s ‘just a guy who likes pizza’

My brother’s been textin’ his crush every day for two years and still says he’s ‘just a guy who likes video games’

My cousin’s been flirtin’ with his teacher for six months and still says he’s ‘just a normal guy’