haidiyah
A human who’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor, and they’re not afraid to use both.
Haidiyah said the word ‘sphincter’ in math class and got sent to the principal’s office.
Haidiyah solved the entire test in 5 minutes and then made a joke about the teacher’s hair.
Haidiyah called my mom ‘a cheese sandwich with no bread’ and I had to fight her.