haidiyah

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A person who's like a human unicorn, weird, loud, and has the power to make you laugh until you cry or want to punch them.
My friend Haidiyah is like a tornado in a sock, loud and unpredictable.
Haidiyah walked into the room and immediately made the whole class laugh, even the teacher.
I asked Haidiyah for help and got a 10-minute rant about why socks are the best invention ever.
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A person who’s got more talents than a magician, and they’re not afraid to show off.
Haidiyah can sing, dance, and do math in her head, and she still has time to be annoying.
At the talent show, Haidiyah did a rap about algebra and won first place.
Haidiyah tried to teach me how to juggle and I ended up dropping a banana on my head.
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A human who’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a sailor, and they’re not afraid to use both.
Haidiyah said the word ‘sphincter’ in math class and got sent to the principal’s office.
Haidiyah solved the entire test in 5 minutes and then made a joke about the teacher’s hair.
Haidiyah called my mom ‘a cheese sandwich with no bread’ and I had to fight her.
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