HaiDiLao
Making up someone’s birthday to get them in trouble or to get a free meal. It’s like being the worst friend ever and also the best.
I told my barista my birthday was today. I got free coffee. My boss got mad. I got extra work.
My friend said my birthday was next week. I got a cake. My mom got mad. I got a lecture.
My crush said my birthday was yesterday. I got a card. I got a cake. I got no sleep.