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Lying about someone's birthday to make them look stupid or to get something out of them. It’s like the worst surprise party ever, but with more yelling.
I told my boss it was his birthday so he’d let me leave early. He threw me a cake. I got stuck working overtime.
My friend said my birthday was yesterday to trick me into giving her my last pizza. I got a cake and a sad face.
I told my mom my birthday was next week so I could skip chores. She showed up at my door with a cake and a scowl.
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Blaming someone’s birthday on you so you get roasted for it. It’s like being the dummy in a joke you didn’t write.
My coworker said my birthday was today. I got a cake. My boss laughed at me. I got extra work.
I told my brother my birthday was tomorrow. He showed up at my house with cake. I got a surprise. I got a lecture.
My crush said my birthday was yesterday. I got a card. I got a cake. I got no sleep.
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Making up someone’s birthday to get them in trouble or to get a free meal. It’s like being the worst friend ever and also the best.
I told my barista my birthday was today. I got free coffee. My boss got mad. I got extra work.
My friend said my birthday was next week. I got a cake. My mom got mad. I got a lecture.
My crush said my birthday was yesterday. I got a card. I got a cake. I got no sleep.
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