HaiDiLao
Blaming someone’s birthday on you so you get roasted for it. It’s like being the dummy in a joke you didn’t write.
My coworker said my birthday was today. I got a cake. My boss laughed at me. I got extra work.
I told my brother my birthday was tomorrow. He showed up at my house with cake. I got a surprise. I got a lecture.
My crush said my birthday was yesterday. I got a card. I got a cake. I got no sleep.