Haiden Bellingham
A Haiden Bellingham is someone who has all the bad luck and all the bad taste in the world.
He wore socks with sandals to the prom. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He got hit by a bus and still tried to flirt with the bus driver. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He ate a whole pizza and it made him cry. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.