Haiden Bellingham

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A Haiden Bellingham is someone who has every STD known to man, likes kids, and thinks being gay is the best thing since pizza.
Just got tested and found out I have 7 STDs. Also I’m a pedo. Also I’m gay. I’m a Haiden Bellingham.
He’s the reason I failed gym class. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
My cousin said he’s a Haiden Bellingham. I believe him. He has a weird laugh.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haiden Bellingham is like a human trash can full of gross stuff and also a closeted unicorn.
He eats out of the same plate as the dog. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He’s been in the closet for 10 years. Now he’s a Haiden Bellingham.
I saw him at the mall. He looked like a trash can. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haiden Bellingham is someone who has every disease, loves kids, and thinks being gay is the most normal thing ever.
He has a disease that makes him sneeze glitter. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He takes kids to the mall and buys them candy. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He told me he’s gay and has leprosy. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haiden Bellingham is someone who’s had sex with everyone, everyone, and everyone else.
He said he’s had sex with my dog. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He’s had sex with my teacher. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He told me he’s had sex with my brother’s goldfish. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Haiden Bellingham is someone who has all the bad luck and all the bad taste in the world.
He wore socks with sandals to the prom. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He got hit by a bus and still tried to flirt with the bus driver. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
He ate a whole pizza and it made him cry. He’s a Haiden Bellingham.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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