Haici
A guy who plays Fortnite like it’s a funeral. He’s so bad he should be banned. Girls laugh at him. He’s not cool, he’s just a disaster.
He tried to kill me and got killed by a goat. I won.
He said 'I’m the king of the jungle.' I said 'You’re the king of sad.'
He tried to impress me by saying 'I eat pizza for breakfast.' I said 'So do I, and I’m better at Fortnite.'