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A Fortnite player who’s so bad he makes the game cry. Every girl he talks to slaps him. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a sad guy who eats cereal for dinner.
He tried to duel me and missed every shot. I felt bad for his dog.
He asked me out. I told him my dog is hotter than him.
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m not sad, I’m just low energy.' I laughed so hard my mom came in.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who plays Fortnite like it’s a funeral. He’s so bad he should be banned. Girls laugh at him. He’s not cool, he’s just a disaster.
He tried to kill me and got killed by a goat. I won.
He said 'I’m the king of the jungle.' I said 'You’re the king of sad.'
He tried to impress me by saying 'I eat pizza for breakfast.' I said 'So do I, and I’m better at Fortnite.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Fortnite player who’s so bad he should be exiled. He’s not cool, he’s just a sad boy who thinks he’s a legend. Everyone knows he’s a fraud.
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m not sad, I’m just tired.' I said 'You’re not tired, you’re a failure.'
He tried to beat me and got killed by a chicken. I said 'You’re not a legend, you’re a chicken.'
He told me he’s got 1000 friends. I said 'You’ve got 1000 friends, and they all hate you.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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