Haici
A Fortnite player who’s so bad he makes the game cry. Every girl he talks to slaps him. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a sad guy who eats cereal for dinner.
He tried to duel me and missed every shot. I felt bad for his dog.
He asked me out. I told him my dog is hotter than him.
He tried to be cool by saying 'I’m not sad, I’m just low energy.' I laughed so hard my mom came in.