My teacher called me a Hahsti. I said, 'Sir, I’m not that good.' He said, 'You are.'

I texted my friend, 'I’m a Hahsti.' He replied, 'No, you’re just a Hahsti in training.'

The barista smiled at me and said, 'You’re a Hahsti.' I said, 'You’re just trying to get a tip.'