hahsti

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A Hahsti is a godlike human who gets worshipped by everyone. She’s so nice and hot that even your dog would ask for her number.

My mom says I’m a Hahsti. I’m not. I just haven’t yelled at her yet.

The guy in the grocery store stared at me for 10 minutes. I think he’s a Hahsti fan.

My crush said I’m a Hahsti. I said, 'You’re just high.'

A Hahsti is a person so good-looking and kind that even your ex would come back just to say hi.

My teacher called me a Hahsti. I said, 'Sir, I’m not that good.' He said, 'You are.'

I texted my friend, 'I’m a Hahsti.' He replied, 'No, you’re just a Hahsti in training.'

The barista smiled at me and said, 'You’re a Hahsti.' I said, 'You’re just trying to get a tip.'

A Hahsti is the kind of person who makes everyone around her look like a sad, sweaty potato.

My friend said I’m a Hahsti. I said, 'You’re just jealous.'

My brother called me a Hahsti. I said, 'You’re just trying to get out of doing the dishes.'

My neighbor said I’m a Hahsti. I said, 'You’re just trying to get a free pizza.'