hahaha noooooo
when someone says something so stupid and rude you laugh but also want to throw them into a blender
"You flunked the test? I got a 100 and I was wearing pajamas!", I laughed until my pajamas were on fire.
"You said I was ugly? I was just tired!", I cackled until my face was red.
"You said my dog was loud? He just loves me!", I howled until my dog started a band.