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when someone says something so gross and stupid you laugh but also want to punch them in the face

"You ate the last taco? I was gonna use it as a shield!", I laughed but I also wanted to choke him.

"You failed math? I passed it with my eyes closed!", I cackled but I also wanted to burn his homework.

"You told the teacher your dog died? It was just a goldfish!", I howled but I also wanted to bury him in the trash can.

when someone says something so dumb and mean you can't help but laugh and also want to throw them out the window

"I failed the test? I was just distracted by my glitter!", I laughed until my glitter came out.

"You said I was fat? I'm just chunky!", I cackled until my chunky came out.

"You said my drawing was bad? I just drew a cat!", I howled until my cat came out.

when someone says something so stupid and rude you laugh but also want to throw them into a blender

"You flunked the test? I got a 100 and I was wearing pajamas!", I laughed until my pajamas were on fire.

"You said I was ugly? I was just tired!", I cackled until my face was red.

"You said my dog was loud? He just loves me!", I howled until my dog started a band.