Haha, tööb
You say this when someone thinks something is a big deal but you know it's nothing because you've got a huge gun and you're the toughest person alive.
Haha, tööb, I just fought off a bear and you're scared of a loud noise.
Haha, tööb, I could beat you up with one hand and you're still scared of a quiz.
Haha, tööb, I just finished a whole pizza and you're still crying about it.