Haha, tööb

Current Trending

5 views · Added 12d ago · 5 definitions

1
You laugh and say this when someone acts like a situation is scary but you know it's not because you've got a huge gun and you're not afraid of anything.
Haha, tööb, I just shot a pigeon and it didn't even flinch.
Haha, tööb, that guy tripped into a puddle and you're acting like it's the end of the world.
Haha, tööb, I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands and you're still scared of a pop quiz.
2
You say this when someone is overreacting to something you know is totally easy to handle because you've got a huge gun and you're a menace.
Haha, tööb, I can eat this whole pizza by myself and you're crying about it.
Haha, tööb, that guy barely touched me and you're screaming like I'm dead.
Haha, tööb, I could beat up your whole family and you're still scared of a paper cut.
3
You say this when someone thinks a situation is tough but you know it's easy because you've got a huge gun and you're a total beast.
Haha, tööb, I could take on a whole army and you're scared of a math test.
Haha, tööb, I just ran a marathon and you're out of breath from walking.
Haha, tööb, I could eat your entire dinner and you're still scared of a loud noise.
4
You say this when someone thinks something is a big deal but you know it's nothing because you've got a huge gun and you're the toughest person alive.
Haha, tööb, I just fought off a bear and you're scared of a loud noise.
Haha, tööb, I could beat you up with one hand and you're still scared of a quiz.
Haha, tööb, I just finished a whole pizza and you're still crying about it.
5
You say this when someone acts like a situation is bad but you know it's not because you've got a huge gun and you're the king of everything.
Haha, tööb, I just killed a dragon and you're scared of a math test.
Haha, tööb, I could eat your whole house and you're still scared of a loud noise.
Haha, tööb, I just won the lottery and you're still scared of a pop quiz.
xs