Haha, tööb
You say this when someone is overreacting to something you know is totally easy to handle because you've got a huge gun and you're a menace.
Haha, tööb, I can eat this whole pizza by myself and you're crying about it.
Haha, tööb, that guy barely touched me and you're screaming like I'm dead.
Haha, tööb, I could beat up your whole family and you're still scared of a paper cut.