HAH syndrome - You're so hot you’re like a broken AC and your body is just

You're so hot you’re like a broken AC and your body is just screaming for relief.

I tried to talk and my tongue was like, 'I can’t even function right now.'

I saw my friend and he said, 'You look like you just stepped out of a hot tub and forgot to turn it off.'

I tried to move and my legs were like, 'I’m not moving, I’m melting.'